The Wanderer
“It’s really up your alley,” said John. “You know, you make a sort of specialty with the oddballs, the cases that fall a little off the beaten track. And this one has some interesting features. It may be a fugue state—there are certainly some dis-associative elements operating here. And there’s clearly dysthymia and depression operating as well. It would be challenge for you…”
In plain language—somebody had been dumped in the ER, half frozen, half cogent. He presented with a scattered story—something about love lost, about disappearing suns, about a tree. He imagined his tears flowing into the river, to flow past his previous happiness.
Daignosis: possible major depression, possible short term schizoaffective disorder, possible fugue. He was placed on 15 minute suicide watch, and a battalion of blood tests were done—all negative, except, remarkably, for the VDRL.
Syhphilis.
“It seems to me,” I said, “that is more up Infectious Dease’s ally than Psych. What do we know about treating third stage syphilis? Let the ID boys take him, evaluate him, get him to his baseline. What residual symptomology may be treatable, or it may be organic, at this point. After Neurology sees him, then we can make a plan to see if it’s something Psych can deal with. But at this point, any admit to our ward is premature. We’re crammed as it is with all the borderlines and depressives and chronic schizos who have flooded into the pysch unit to get out of the freezing weather…. “
“ID won’t see him before a psych consult has been done….”’
“What? That’s bullshit! The guy’s testing up positive for syphilis, and ID won’t see him? Who’s the attending?”
“Leskowitz….”
“ Leskowitz—right, it would be. A guy who learned one thing in Med school—how to turf the most difficult patients off his wards. A patient comes in with fulminant tuberculosis and a hang nail, and Leskowotz insists on a podiatry consult first.”
A few days before Christmas, it was just another turf war. Yeah, docs are trained to cure, to heal—we devote ourselves to our healing arts. But Christmas is Christmas—with families and kids and presents under the tree to be opened by your five kids, whose faces you’ve forgotten and names you can barely remember. So it’s turf and dump, the week before Christmas. Anyone who positively won’t die you send home: that’s a dump. Anyone who can be sent to another ward: that’s a turf.
“All right,” I said, playing the game, what’s the guy’s name? I’ll see him, make an evaluation, and turn him over to ID…. Fortunately, tertiary syphilis is highly infectious, right?”
“Wrong.”
“What? How can it NOT be?”
“One of the mysteries of the disease. The first and second stages—yes, and highly so. In the latent stage, no. And then the third stage is also no. You remember, it breaks down into the rule of thirds: gummatous syphilis, cardiosyphilis, and late neuro syphilis. And no, none of them are contagious….””
“Shit,” John was right.
So I headed down to ER, down to find a good reason to keep him off my floor….